Emergency: need cheesecake now.
Have you had this one? Here’s what you do.
Take a digestive cookie (graham cracker if that’s what you prefer),
spread with a thick layer of cream cheese (thick enough to leave decent teeth-marks),
cover that with a jewelled layer of jam (your choice–I used raspberry rhubarb),
and this is as close to cheesecake as you can get without the dirty dishes, hour in the oven and two slices too many.
It’s poetry, people.
Ooooh, you minx. Now I’m craving that triple threat combo… X